Funny as heck For a minute there , I thought it was a self -portrait of you with Big hair trying to start a Type-4 after beating all the valve seats back in the heads.
Check the wiring to the trans, I have 65 ohms at all of the solenoids from the trans module plug with the harness plugged in at the trans, I have not seen any wires shorted together , I have no resistance on the Temp sensor?
P.S. Don't get one off Craigslist, the walk to the parts department isn't _that_ far