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Offline Bugnut

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Crustine

« on: April 17, 2007, 10:27:34 PM »
A little teaser for ya.



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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2007, 10:29:21 PM »
Weld Ricky! Weld! Faster dangit!

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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2007, 10:44:46 PM »
That's a nice Hood Ride!
Those jack supports are gone with one speed bump 8)

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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2007, 10:51:54 PM »
OMG !!!!!   Did Grasshopper think of this by himselve ?  Does it move on its own ?   Does Little Ricky call it his  RICKSHAW ? :lol:

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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2007, 11:00:15 PM »
Quote from: "Gehackt"
That's a nice Hood Ride!
Those jack supports are gone with one speed bump 8)

 Nah he cheated its in the grass against the curb. It's 1 inner spline and a t least 2 inches of beam clearance. :lol: He's to scared to take out the bump stops it's sitting on. 8)

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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2007, 11:01:56 PM »
Quote from: "Ret.Bugtech"
OMG !!!!!   Did Grasshopper think of this by himselve ?  Does it move on its own ?   Does Little Ricky call it his  RICKSHAW ? :lol:


He may have had a gentle shove when I deviously gave it to him. It will move very soon so watch out. And no he doesn't call it that but thats a good name for it.
Even worse he showed me how to lower the rear,I new the idea but now ...hahahaha. This car was gonna be the donor for my package tray btu I couldn't do it. I'm glad I didn't.

Gehackt

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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2007, 09:34:33 AM »
Quote from: "67bugnut"
Quote from: "Gehackt"
That's a nice Hood Ride!
Those jack supports are gone with one speed bump 8)

 Nah he cheated its in the grass against the curb. It's 1 inner spline and a t least 2 inches of beam clearance. :lol: He's to scared to take out the bump stops it's sitting on. 8)

Sneek over and yank those stops out on him! Did you relace the bushings at the spring plate covers when you splined it down a notch?

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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2007, 09:49:15 AM »
Is THIS the "Triangle Invader" we keep hearing about?  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  We've got pot holes on main street that will stop that thing in it's tracks!   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  Bring it on!  After y'all get it stuck and abandon it and tuck your tails and head back to the safety of the state line, we'll raise it back up, slap a worn out 40 horse in it, give it couple of coats of Krylon and make it the nicest daily driver down here!  It might even make one of the most rust free daily drivers we have . . .  8)

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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2007, 11:38:24 AM »
You cant stop it ,it'll just shoot sparks and keep on coming.
Rick did the spline job and he's a bit AR on things. It's gotta be killing him to not make something perfect.

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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2007, 11:40:29 AM »
Some more spy shots.





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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2007, 03:24:21 PM »
What makes you belive he would try to make things perfect ?  He's in his own element right now.  :lol:

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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2007, 12:40:39 AM »
Alright, you butt dumplings....
I've been so darned busy in, under, on, and around this rusty turd that I haven't been watching the forums to keep an eye on the evil which comes from the triangle.  Perhaps you are correct Zen.  Perhaps you are safe within the triangle.  But, venture on to any decent paved road and....WHACK!  (Actually, the noise would be that of sifting rust and a clattering, loose door skin, but I don't know how to write that one up.)

I'm afraid she's gonna have to remain on the bump stops in the rear untill my lowered KYBs get here.  Also, I'm gonna have to narrow a front beam to get enough clearance to turn the wheels without the tires scrubbing.  Right now, as Scott said, I've dropped the tail 1 inner spline.  The front has 2.5" CB drop spindles and I welded adjusters into the stock width beam.  Gonna have to ammend that to probably a 6" narrowed beam b/c the 135r15 tires are rubbing and I'm not but halfway down on the adjusters.  

"Scotty, I need more lowering"
"I'm givin' it all I can, captain.  If I lower her any more she might drag."

 The other alternative is to leave the shocks on and narrow the beam 2"....it would still work, but wouldn't be nearly as damned cool.

I began this rather outlandish little endeavour back on Sunday.  The car was basically a stripped for parts, bone stock, heavily rotted OG Black '64 with the floors more gone than there.  Actually, the evening Scott called me up and said I needed to come by so he could show me something, I knew I was in trouble.  It was his fault.  He was gonna cut out the package shelf and scrap the rest...Yeah, whatever.  That butthole had heard me use the phrase "hoodride" about 500 times this past year.  He knew exactly what the hell he was doing.

 As of right now, (Weds. night), I'm slammed, interior is coming together nicely, steering and beam are re-worked, fresh sp 1600 is installed (including a little clearancing for the 12V Flywheel)  floors are welded in and sealed up (at the seams where I welded them, at least)...She's like the Titanic.  That one's watertight doors didn't go all the way to the upper deck, either.  As long as I steer clear of the frigid waters of the North Atlantic, I should be just fine.

Tomorrow is the final adjustments to the engine and fire-it-up time.  After that, I'll go through the brakes.  I should start on the almost guaranteed joy that will be the electrical system and should be finished with that by Friday.  (gotta swap out a bunch of bulbs)  Just in time to get her detailed for the show this weekend.  The real pain has been keeping those pesky "Pimp my ride" dudes with their bondo away from my darned little car.

Oh, and Godfather, to adapt the line from John Carpenter's "Christine"....
And because I have to wait for my beloved 1957-58 Plymouth (ahh, she is my unicorn).....


Her name's "Crustine"

Offline Ret.Bugtech

Crustine

« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2007, 08:45:36 AM »
Jezzzz !   Its a "Her" ?     I hope you" Tie her tubes" before turning her loose in the "hood".
   As far as the water-tight doors go, all is lost considering the Capt.(owner) is not dealing with a full Deck anyway.
   One good feature is Crustine draging the ground can attack the Triangle by sneaking in under the Kudzu and  the morning dew. Worked for the Japs in '41 :roll:

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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2007, 09:32:48 AM »
No reason to tie her tubes, lookin' like that I don't think anybody will make out with her......nobody will even call her back.
And, while I may not be playing with a full deck, this car, I'm fairly sure IS equipped with a poop deck.
Actually, it's not but I just wanted to say the word "poop".

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Crustine

« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2007, 10:54:13 AM »
Won't make out with her ?  Remember,  We live mighty close to Ga. and Sand Mtn.
No poop ?  I guess you haven't try to start the " thing" up yet.

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