NEWS FLASH
Dateline April 13, 2006 08:05 HRS (Eastern Standard Time)
Dalton Georgia
Information coming in to the news center reports a heavily armed team of state and federal officers were seen rushing a red Ford pickup in the parking lot of Shoneys off Hwy 52 this morning. It is our understanding that this involved some type of "hostage situation."
Dateline: April 13, 2006 08:10 HRS (Eastern Standard Time)
Dalton Georgia
We have just learned that the "hostage situation" is over and the "Ivory Shifter Knob" has been turned over to the owners. The person taken down in this situation was identified only as "VW Herb" who is described as a quiet mild mannered man who hears voices in his head. No shots were fired and there were no injuries in this situation. A spokesperson for the "VW Parts Recovery Police" said this case has been under investigation for close to a year now and the suspect has been under close surveillence. Information was received by the task force last night of this meeting in which the owner agreed to meet with the suspect to pay a ransom, described as being a free meal at the "Breakfast Bar" for the release of the "Ivory Shifter Knob." A member of the task force, who refused to be identified for security reasons, said that they take the holding of "vintage VW parts" for ransom seriously and take all measures to recover the items. The owner(s) who requested their identity be kept secret asked that there be no charges pressed on the suspect due to the delusional state of mind of the suspect. As a side note, after the take down and recovery the suspect was indeed paid the ransom of a free meal at the "Breakfast Bar" by the owners. The owners said that they were appreciative that the suspect did not harm the "Ivory Shifter Knob" or attempt to sell it on the Samba.
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Lord I am spending too much time at work. It is bad when you have to spend time writing stories for amusement!!!!
Thanks "VW Herb" for the good fellowship this morning.......