I checked the mailbox today and got several letters from VW folks...here's one...

Dear Volks Folks,
I have a red 1986 VW Cabriolet for sale.
139K miles, regular maintenance, new brakes, transmission, clutch, alternator, battery, tires, exhaust system and muffler.
*$1700*
In good shape.
Cell phone-322-0170
Office-757-4459
e-mail mamloy@ftb.com
First Tennessee Bank
701 Market Street
Chattanooga, TN
Please pass this information to whoever may be interested.
Thanks,
Melody Maloy