I never said anything about salt and lemon!   

And, "If you need salt and lemon and shot glass, stick to wine coolers!"   

Do we even want to know what the hand-pump is for?!?

Do we even want to know what the hand-pump is for?!?

Easy.   One gallon of Tequila in bucket- then insert one end of the hose into bucket- install hand pump inline. Lay warm body on Chaise Lounge- insert other end of hose into the great flapping thing just above the chin- use hands to operate pump. close your eyes and enjoy and the rest of you  get your mind out of the gutter. 

Quote from: Ret.Bugtech on February 04, 2012, 06:36:47 PM

Quote from: LOLA on February 04, 2012, 04:49:53 PM

Do we even want to know what the hand-pump is for?!?

Easy.   One gallon of Tequila in bucket- then insert one end of the hose into bucket- install hand pump inline. Lay warm body on Chaise Lounge- insert other end of hose into the great flapping thing just above the chin- use hands to operate pump. close your eyes and enjoy and the rest of you  get your mind out of the gutter. 

You see the thing about me and tequila . . . I do not have the ability to lay on a Chaise Lounge and drink tequila.  I might start there, but pretty soon I gott'a get up and sing and dance!  And if you have ever heard me sing or seen me dance, you'll understand why I very seldom drink.   

I wonder what it would look and sound like if you did a bit from "Peter and The Wolf" called "The Dance of The Sugar Plum Fairy"  while inhaling in your bucket.

some have saw the song and dance.. not preaty

Maybe the weather will be better this year and we will see it!!!!(the dance)

The chicken dance . . . maybe.  A tequila enhanced Zen "Jose Travolta" disco dancing to "Staying Alive" . . . ain't gonn'a happen . . . again.