You might be a V-Dub neck if:
1. VWoA is suing you for copyright infringement over your tattoos.
2. You just installed your new floorpans with pop rivets.
3. Your engine is installed in the front of your Bug.
4. Your Fahrvergnuegen sticker is spelled wrong.
5. Your dogs become homeless when you drive the Kombi to work.
6. You refer to your VW as a 'V-Dub'.
7. Your 23-Window Deluxe's valve covers say 'Powered by Ford' on them.
8. Your MIG welder is still worth more than your Oval, even AFTER the restoration.
9. You have a confederate-themed mural painted on the side of your panelvan.
10. You wear your 'Original Recipe' T-shirt to church.
11. You can read the left turn arrows in the pavement from the holes in your floorpan, because they are larger than the Grand Canyon.
12. You just installed a 'phat' $2000 stereo, but you use a string because your accelerator cable is broken.
13. You say "who needs door hinges when coat hangers are readily available?"
14. You think that the steel belts coming out of your tires mean that they are just now getting broken in.
15. You think that a headliner is the plastic bag you duct-taped over the sunroof to keep the rain out.
16. You pour Jack Daniels in the window washer bottle to help with engine cooling. (?)
17. You and your good old buddies go out to kick some butt, because someone stole the engine out of the front of your Bug.
18. You drive your Bus to the recycling center and get enough money from all the beer cans in the back that you cashed in, to buy a new VW sign for the nose.
19. You have to re-crank your VW at every intersection.
20. The value of your VW doubles when you put gas in.
21. You spent more money at RMMW than you did on the car and still can't put it on the street.
22. You actually enjoy listening to the single-speaker, analog-dialed Sapphire radio while driving your VW.
23. You leave your parking brake up three or four clicks to make the brake pedal stiffer.
24. You are heading home in the car with 3 or 4 girls, and hit the brakes to look at a Beetle you see for sale in a parking lot.
25. You've ever done your Christmas shopping from the West Coast Metric catalog.
26. You go to the drag races at the VW show and you don't need a program.
27. Less than half the VWs you own run.
28. The primary color of your daily driver is 'bondo'.
29. No one wants to steal your daily driver or even brush up against it.
30. You know how many bales of hay your Kombi can hold.
31. Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to buy those mudflaps at the Bug-A-Palüza.
32. You've ever lost a tooth from a slipped tool while working on your VW.
33. You've been missing two pieces of chrome trim for more than a year...but you left in the mounting clips.
34. You have a restoration project that makes liberal use of duct tape.
35. Your house doesn't have curtains but your Westfalia does.
36. If you've ever mowed the grass and found a VW Bus . . .