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Offline ASBug

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Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.

« on: November 19, 2012, 02:48:40 PM »
Saturday at 7:15 (just after dark)...
Wifey Calls and says "I just got pulled over," and tells me this story:
Cop: "Ma'am, do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"
Wifey: "No sir..." (I have taught her well.)
Cop walks around B5.5 looking at body comes back: "Where are the NASCAR stickers?"
Wifey: "What?"
Cop: "Do you watch NASCAR?"
Wifey: "No, Sir."
Cop: "I just watched you take a right on red with out stopping, do you know how fast you went through that turn?"
Wifey: "Uh, no Sir..."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..."
Wifey: "I don't understand officer."
Cop: "You just turned a 45* turn doing 42 MPH, and that was on a red light..."
Wifey: "I thought it was Yellow." (training is failing at this point...)
Cop: "Nope it was RED, I was sitting right over there getting a coffee when you went through."
Wifey: "I didn't realize it was Red..."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..." Walks around Car again.
Cop: " What is in this thing?"
Wifey: "I do not know what you mean."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..."
Cop: "Are you married?"
Wifey: "uh, yes."
Cop: "I should call your husband, and tell him that you are driving like a NASCAR driver."
Cop: "I bet you would be the wife that would yell and scream at your husband if he drove through a red light, am I right?"
Wifey: "Yes Sir."
Cop: "I tell you what, I have never not given a ticket at this intersection for running a red light, but I honestly don't think you realized how fast your going."
(Logic is crazy, I know).
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..." (4th time he has said this.)
He proceeds to tell my wife to take it easy and stop next time.

It is all I can do not to laugh my head off at this point and I hear the wifey start driving again.

I state she is lucky, and she needs to lay off the gas!
We are laughing our heads off about it still today...
I am proud of my wife, I didn't know she had it in her.
KC
B5.5 Station Wagon w/ 1.8T, Ebach racing components on BBS CH's, with Votex all around.
She loves her car...

Offline Russ

Re: Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.

« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2012, 02:54:56 PM »
Just where was this intersection? 8)

Even stock, VWs handle a whole lot better than your average American shitbox that he is probably used to.

Offline Ret.Bugtech

Re: Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.

« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2012, 03:02:35 PM »
Saturday at 7:15 (just after dark)...
Wifey Calls and says "I just got pulled over," and tells me this story:
Cop: "Ma'am, do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"
Wifey: "No sir..." (I have taught her well.)
Cop walks around B5.5 looking at body comes back: "Where are the NASCAR stickers?"
Wifey: "What?"
Cop: "Do you watch NASCAR?"
Wifey: "No, Sir."
Cop: "I just watched you take a right on red with out stopping, do you know how fast you went through that turn?"
Wifey: "Uh, no Sir..."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..."
Wifey: "I don't understand officer."
Cop: "You just turned a 45* turn doing 42 MPH, and that was on a red light..."
Wifey: "I thought it was Yellow." (training is failing at this point...)
Cop: "Nope it was RED, I was sitting right over there getting a coffee when you went through."
Wifey: "I didn't realize it was Red..."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..." Walks around Car again.
Cop: " What is in this thing?"
Wifey: "I do not know what you mean."
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..."
Cop: "Are you married?"
Wifey: "uh, yes."
Cop: "I should call your husband, and tell him that you are driving like a NASCAR driver."
Cop: "I bet you would be the wife that would yell and scream at your husband if he drove through a red light, am I right?"
Wifey: "Yes Sir."
Cop: "I tell you what, I have never not given a ticket at this intersection for running a red light, but I honestly don't think you realized how fast your going."
(Logic is crazy, I know).
Cop: "I have never seen a Mommy Wagon do that before..." (4th time he has said this.)
He proceeds to tell my wife to take it easy and stop next time.

It is all I can do not to laugh my head off at this point and I hear the wifey start driving again.

I state she is lucky, and she needs to lay off the gas!
We are laughing our heads off about it still today...
I am proud of my wife, I didn't know she had it in her.
KC
B5.5 Station Wagon w/ 1.8T, Ebach racing components on BBS CH's, with Votex all around.
She loves her car...
Maybe Little Wifey needs to get a sponsor like maybe "Red Bull" or MW(Mommywagon) Foundation Race Team. At least get her and the kids some helmets. Does she turn left most of the time ?

Offline ASBug

  • Varnel, Ga
  • Joined: Jan 2008
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Re: Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.

« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2012, 03:03:28 PM »
Intersection of GA Hwy 2 and Dalton Cleveland Hwy (GA 152).
She was going into a 2 lane from a 1 lane, but I still am proud of her.
(The car and wife...).
KC

Offline ASBug

  • Varnel, Ga
  • Joined: Jan 2008
  • Posts: 3032

Re: Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.

« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2012, 03:07:03 PM »
Maybe Little Wifey needs to get a sponsor like maybe "Red Bull" or MW(Mommywagon) Foundation Race Team. At least get her and the kids some helmets. Does she turn left most of the time ?
3 words:
Side Air Bags...
KC

Offline volksnick

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Re: Wifey's 2004 B5.5 Variant v/s COPS.

« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2012, 04:42:26 PM »
Cop: "I just watched you take a right on red with out stopping, do you know how fast you went through that turn?"
Wifey: "No, Sir."
Cop: "Do you watch NASCAR?"
Wifey: "I watch enough to know they don't turn right!

If she had only...

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