Yu-go "Beep, Beep, Crunch!"
Yu*go (yoo-go)
n. 1) Small, economical, Yugoslavian-built automobile.
2) 4x4 hood ornament.
adj. 1) What dosen't happen when you press the accelerator.
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid.)
A. If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat.
Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A. The bus schedule.
What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris?
- A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
- A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
Actually, a Yugo CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferarri,
...if you give it a fast enough running start, so it clears the cliff's edge...
Q. How do you fix a broken Yugo?
A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap.
2) Push off cliff.
3) and drive brand-new one underneath radiator cap.
(30-mile/3-day warranty included!)
A man entered an auto parts store...
Man: "I need a windshield wiper blade for a Yugo."
Clerk: "Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade."
I once bought a Yugo with a tow package.
...It was in the front.
Q. Why does a Yugo have rear a window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm as you push it.
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill?
A. A miracle!
Yugos are now much safer and come standard with an air bag.
When you sense an impending accident, start blowing *real fast*
How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A towtruck.
What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Passengers.
Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following
a push-by shooting incident.
The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident,
start pumping real fast.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas
cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair
trade."
I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo,
but it doesn't".
How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
A man walks into an auto parts store and says,
"I'll take a gas cap for a Yugo"
"Sounds like a fair trade", says the couter worker.
Why do Yugo's have a heater for the back window?
To keep your hands warm when pushing.
Why don't Yugo's sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
The tow truck takes the impact.
How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill the tank!
What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
The bus schedule.
What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
Totalled.
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