Hey Zen I dont think your crazy , I have a tendisy to talk to my lawn mower occasionaly :help
I don't think I've talked to my lawn mower in years. In fact, I'm not sure I even own one. I figured out how to cure my grass problem . . . just park lots of non-running VWs on top of it. If sunlight can't get to the ground, the grass won't grow! Now if could only convence Joy of the logic behind that . . .
"If you've ever moved a junk Beetle and found a lawn mower, you might be a redneck!" No, that's not right, stratch that.
"If you've ever moved a junk Beetle and found a lawn mower, you probalby don't need a lawn mower . . . but if you've got room to move a junk Beetle, you do need more junk Beetles!"
:yinyan:
As for Homer making the cover or the centerfold . . . Homer told me he doesn't care anything about getting his picture in a book, his main concern is to just getting to Stevenson! :alien: