If you ever need a good laugh, just go to craigslist and read the car ads.  Some of them, especialy the ones for sale by owner for less than $1000 will crack you up!  My youngest son called this morning and said he had a few dollars saved up and wants me to help him find a cheap daily driver.  I just found a 94 Ford Probe that needs ejectors. 

In craigslist,  they have the best of craigslist,  its kind of an Archive of the Greatest posts.  Some are informative,  With titles like  " a letter from your Bartender"   inside info on what bartenders put up with.  How to get free drinks  etc.  SC