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Offline Smelly_Cat

my Saab makes my Vw look good

« on: September 13, 2010, 04:26:39 PM »
The 91 Saab is getting on my nerves.  Last week the gear shift disconnected from the engine via some stupid rubber coupling.  This week,,  the Clutch slave cyl started leaking.   When it stops leaking shifting is difficult.  My Son drove to Dalton College  Sunday.  About 2 miles from school the slave gave its guts.  He drove the rest of the way in 2nd,  no problem.....
    Monday Super Dad is going to fill up the jug with brake fluid and get the car home.  That plan did not work due to the steady flow of fluid to the road..  Plan B.   Start the car in gear and speed shift it to 3rd and drive on home.  This was a great plan except for stop lights. 

The first stop light   ,  I stopped the car.  and restarted it in 1st,  then rev slammed it into 3rd..  Whoopee ,  away we go.,  Stop light 2.   Come on,  come on,  turn green before I stop.  Oh please Oh please.  Dammit.  have to stop the car .   Stick it into 1st and wait for green,   Green Go!   Turn Key.   nothing,  turn key again.  nothing.  By now I've rolled about 5 feet into a very busy intersection.   Line of cars to the right , line of cars to the left. Line of cars behind.   The pressure is on.  Quick,  We jump our of the car like we are ditching a stolen Nova and begin pushing the next 40 feet.  Feeling the shame that only those who have pushed a broken car through a busy intersection have felt. 

Now we are  alone and forlorn in the hotel parking lot, Its not hot,   but one might be over heated and over stressed after the "Push of Shame"
I reckon the little starter gear is broken to bits

My Dear Mother, who up to this point has provided much needed transportation and upbringing ,   must rescue  her son of 45 years.  We discuss the merits of calling AAA,  but since the car is not on the service , that seemed less than prudent.  We drive down to a Mechanic shop  and he calls me a wrecker,  When the wrecker gets here.  I find out that a tow to the Mechanic is 35 bucks and one to the LaFayette triangle  is 85 bucks.  I was weighing the pros and cons of which  one to do,  when the driver  says that I can ride in the wrecker Cab.  Heck ya ,  I'm in the wrecker cab,  like a black Lab going to the dump.  We drive back,  have good chat about cars and the wreck business.  I learn that you can make some good money dragging cars around , though when things are slow,  you either  sit around and sand bondo or some other body shop  job.  He drops off the Saab,  and Here I am,   broke Slave Cyl,  Broke Starter,  Short 85 Bucks.....I'm not complaining or worried because   I have a VW  beetle called Stupie that will get me to work rain or shine.  Cheers!   Sc 


Offline LOLA

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Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2010, 04:41:42 PM »
Other than that, how's your day?

Offline Smelly_Cat

Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2010, 06:37:39 PM »
As bad as it sounds.  it was a good day with my Son and and my Mom

Offline certdubtech

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Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2010, 08:41:45 PM »
Other than that, how's your day?

One of my grandfather's wonderful sayings leaps into my mind here.....

"Other that that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

 ;D

Stoopid Saab.

Offline Smelly_Cat

Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2010, 04:19:19 PM »
I got the Saab Apart.  The clutch and Pressure plate are Ok,  the Throw out bearing is a howler.  Its got to go.   Good Grief 70 bucks.    SC

The pic  were the empty space is  wear the clutch and pressure plate were.   Kind of neat  and Easy.  Learned a neat trick.  Since the slave Clutch cyl was shot.  I read.  fill the Cyl up with grease from a grease gun,  and it will work for a while..  To get this stuff apart I had to compress the pressure plate and  stuff an old fan belt between the fingers and the pressure plate cover .. to keep the clutch  slack.  the 2nd pic is my shop.  Crazy Swedes

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Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2010, 04:20:21 PM »
Here is my Shop

Offline LOLA

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Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2010, 03:37:04 PM »
Luv the overhead light...

Offline Ret.Bugtech

Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2010, 04:55:15 PM »
Holy Mother of Kazon !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2010, 07:27:31 PM »
Luv the overhead light...

Mee too....  :D

That's a nice big shop you got there.  Lots of open space.   :D

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Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2010, 08:00:59 PM »
Luv the overhead light...
Mee too....  :D

That's a nice big shop you got there.  Lots of open space.   :D

Must be a "Triangle" thing.  I've got shop just like that. But so far I haven't had to work on Saab in it . . . so far.

Offline volksnick

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Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2010, 11:10:35 PM »
Your shop is nice. Lots of natural light during the day, well ventilated, and always plenty of room. Looks like the HVAC might not be working too well...hot in summer, cold in winter and does the roof leak? It looks like water could get in if were raining!!!

Offline Smelly_Cat

Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2010, 05:49:17 AM »
 My Wife says those metal $600 carports make the drive way look junky. I say having broke junky cars make it junkey looking.      She enjoys it when I rig up tarp from the trees so I can fix cars in the rain like Tarzan.   

Side note: Saab is back togerther.  Starter is acting funny.  I think I will have to rigg a "Stupie" type  ignition switch

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Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2010, 09:12:21 AM »
My Wife says those metal $600 carports make the drive way look junky. I say having broke junky cars make it junkey looking.      She enjoys it when I rig up tarp from the trees so I can fix cars in the rain like Tarzan.   

Side note: Saab is back togerther.  Starter is acting funny.  I think I will have to rigg a "Stupie" type  ignition switch
Well there goes another Mrs Smelly Cat's dryer switch  ;D ;D

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Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2010, 09:46:37 AM »
Aye Carumba....  ::)


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Re: my Saab makes my Vw look good

« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2010, 08:59:49 PM »
Luv the overhead light...

lol, when I first saw the picture I thought it was a bell.  I just figured they modified one of those old "woman driver" laws to apply to SC and he now has to have someone running in front of the car ringing the bell and yelling "Caution, Triangle Driver!!".

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