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Offline Anthony

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Meanwhile, on the other marque forums...

« on: January 01, 2009, 07:26:08 PM »
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
- Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forums
- Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210 MPH.

Miata forums
- Some redneck in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics).

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics).

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

Vette Forums
- Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start.

SRTforums
- I killed this modded Cobra today. Will upload video some time soon.

Supra Forums
- Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Offline ASBug

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Meanwhile, on the other marque forums...

« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2009, 08:06:15 PM »
I like that!
KC :D

Offline Zen

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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2009, 11:32:00 PM »
:lol:  Thanks Anthony.  I needed a good laugh!   :lol:

Offline Ret.Bugtech

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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2009, 08:06:44 AM »
Funny and whats sad is I have met people like that.
    :lol:  :lol:

Offline Smelly_Cat

Meanwhile, on the other marque forums...

« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2009, 10:17:04 AM »
What is a good one for VW owners?

How about?

"But Officer,  You can't give me a ticket for driving under the speed limit."

Offline Anthony

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Meanwhile, on the other marque forums...

« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2009, 10:29:31 AM »
Let's see, there's...
Mini Van vs. Homer the Super Bus
"It WILL fit in MY van!"
 Smelly Cat to the Rescue!
Trapped In My Karmann Ghia

...and my personal favorite to represent us...
The problem with "modern" cars...



...and that's just in our "Road Stories" board!

Offline Ret.Bugtech

Meanwhile, on the other marque forums...

« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2009, 02:14:37 PM »
Or,     "Westy" Forums
               I'm going on a 200 mile trip.  How many fire extinguishers should I take ?

Offline ASBug

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Meanwhile, on the other marque forums...

« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2009, 05:30:04 PM »
Ret. BugTech
Be careful-
We "The Family" of the sage green mafia are not amused by your comments.  Perhaps we need to send over cousin Guiedo to persuade you to edit your afore mentioned comments about fire extinguishers...
-you have been warned.
 KC  :greenbus:

- The answer to your question is to speak softly and carry a big fire extinguisher in a violin case... :D

Offline Zen

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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2009, 10:32:36 AM »
Careful ASBug . . . I've heard a rumor that he has found a new supplier for Bus-Be-Gone!  If he ever figures out how to convert his Dasher parts cannon into a Bus-Be-Gone laucher, he'll be able to take out any bus within a 50 mile radius at will.   :lol:

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