July 2004 Battery Removed.

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New larger, upgraded battery installed.

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Starter spins the engine over.

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Homer Runs! . . .

nope . . .
Check to see if it a gas problem by pouring some gas in the breather and spinning it over.

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Homer Runs! YES!!!!!

. . . for about 5 seconds

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Kill the 10,000 tiny spiders I have crawling on me.

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Find something to catch the stuff that used to be gas so I can drain the tank. No check there . . . it's break time.

It's a start.