OMG... I just laughed out loud....
Nice Post, Nick!

And Happy Birthday to the SCVF Godfather and my mentor.
I will put in a call to the Chattanooga Fire Department that if they get a call about a burning smell accompanied by a glow that fills the night sky over all of Brainerd, it's just the lighting of your birthday cake.

Oh, and Zen... I thought your post was pretty funny too.
