[me in the Crossfire:]
'kay, is this guy paying attention to the fact that I'm catching him?...
Hello?

You! Outta the fast lane...
'Scuse MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........
what's he...am I in the middle of Blue Angles formation driving practice?? PASS THIS GUY AND MOVE OVER!!!!
Great. I'm now late for being twenty minutes early to work...
Fine, make me look like the hero-[right turn signal-weave around before hitting the semi who's in the right lane like a good driver- back over (on two wheels)-full throttle-]WHEW!
[me in the VW]
hangin' out in the right lane, I'll get there when I get there...
Go on around man-hope you get there before she drops the baby!
What's the rush, everyone?
Funny how the yen and yang works. That, or I'm schizophrenic!
EPILOUGE: [me in the Vee]
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRAKEBRAKEBRAKEBRAKEBRAKEBRAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRAKEBRAKEBRAKEBRAKEBRAKEBRAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!