Maj. Abraham Falconer (Burt Lancaster) “I understand you’ve been sleeping with the Volkswagen.”

Cpl. Clearboy (Scott Wilson)  “Yes sir.  Is there a regulation against it, sir?”

Maj. “Yes”

Cpl. “Sodomy?”

Maj. “That’s Animals.  There’s a regulation against using enemy equipment. Creates confusion.”

Cpl  “Sir, she’s a beautiful car, sir.”

Maj. “You must love the Volkswagen very much Corporal Clearboy.”

Cpl.  “36 Horses.  No water, sir!  Hides her engine in the rear. Air cooled.  No water sir!

Maj.  “Is the world suffering a water shortage Corporal Clearboy?”

Cpl.  “Not now sir. But suppose this war just goes on and on and on and destroys everything in the world.  Well, since the Volkswagen can get along without water, she’s bound to survive when other creatures die off!  Someday the world is going to be populated with nothing but Volkswagens!”