A Bug owner ,a Ghia owner and a Westy owner were arguing about who had the fastest car. During the race, all three had bad accidents and ended up at the Pearly Gates. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question. Not a problem they all said. OK. St.Peter asked "What is Easter"?. The Bug driver jumped in and said " Oh,thats easy! Its the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and are thankful"..."Wrong ! You must go to the place down below" ! St Peter replied.
St Peter turned to the Ghia driver and asked the same question:" What is Easter?" The Ghia driver replies " Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." Wrong Again" St Peter said as he banged his head on the Pearly Gates." You can join your friend below".
St Peter peers over his glasses at the "Westy" driver and asks "Do YOU know what Easter is"? " Of course I do" the Westy driver replied.
" Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. The Westy driver told the rest of the story of the Last Supper and how he was deceived and turned over to the Romans to be crucified , made to wear a crown of thorns. Jesus was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed by a boulder .St Peter smiled broadly . The "Westy" driver continued " Every year the boulder is rolled aside so Jesus can come out and if he sees his shadow,there will be six more weeks of winter". St Peter fainted.
I hope I don't get struck down by lightning