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Offline Ret.Bugtech

A VW Easter Story

« on: April 12, 2006, 11:14:28 AM »
A Bug owner ,a Ghia owner and a Westy owner were arguing about who had the fastest car. During the race, all three had bad accidents and ended up at the Pearly Gates. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question. Not a problem they all said.  OK. St.Peter asked "What is Easter"?.  The Bug driver jumped in and said " Oh,thats easy!  Its the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and are thankful"..."Wrong ! You must go to the place down below" !  St Peter replied.
    St Peter turned to the Ghia driver and asked the same question:" What is Easter?" The Ghia driver replies " Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange  presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." Wrong Again" St Peter said as he banged his head on the Pearly Gates." You can join your friend below".
    St Peter peers over his glasses at the "Westy" driver and asks "Do YOU know what Easter is"? " Of  course I do" the Westy driver replied.
 " Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover.  The Westy driver told the rest of the story of the Last Supper and how he was deceived and turned over to the Romans to be crucified , made to wear a crown of thorns. Jesus was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed by a boulder .St Peter smiled broadly . The "Westy" driver continued " Every year the boulder is rolled aside so Jesus can come out and if he sees his shadow,there will be six more weeks of winter". St Peter fainted.


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A VW Easter Story

« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2006, 12:56:09 PM »
That's good stuff. Let mw know if anyone figures out what in the H### easter has to do with rabits and eggs. :lol:

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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2006, 03:03:02 PM »
Beat's Me??????????????????????????

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A VW Easter Story

« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2006, 02:51:09 AM »
Here ya go...

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The Pagan origins of the Easter Bunny

Have you ever wondered where the celebration of the Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Christ acquired its unusual name and odd symbols of colored eggs and rabbits?

The answer lies in the ingenious way that the Christian church absorbed Pagan practices. After discovering that people were more reluctant to give up their holidays and festivals than their gods, they simply incorporated Pagan practices into Christian festivals. As recounted by the Venerable Bede, an early Christian writer, clever clerics copied Pagan practices and by doing so, made Christianity more palatable to pagan folk reluctant to give up their festivals for somber Christian practices.

In second century Europe, the predominate spring festival was a raucous Saxon fertility celebration in honor of the Saxon Goddess Eastre (Ostara), whose sacred animal was a hare.

The colored eggs associated with the bunny are of another, even more ancient origin. The eggs associated with this and other Vernal festivals have been symbols of rebirth and fertility for so long the precise roots of the tradition are unknown, and may date to the beginning of human civilization. Ancient Romans and Greeks used eggs as symbols of fertility, rebirth, and abundance- eggs were solar symbols, and figured in the festivals of numerous resurrected gods.

Pagan fertility festivals at the time of the Spring equinox were common- it was believed that at this time, when day and night were of equal length, male and female energies were also in balance. The hare is often associated with moon goddesses; the egg and the hare together represent the god and the goddess, respectively.

Moving forward fifteen hundred years, we find ourselves in Germany, where children await the arrival of Oschter Haws, a rabbit who will lay colored eggs in nests to the delight of children who discover them Easter morning. It was this German tradition that popularized the 'Easter bunny' in America, when introduced into the American cultural fabric by German settlers in Pennsylvania.

Many modern practitioners of Neo-pagan and earth-based religions have embraced these symbols as part of their religious practice, identifying with the life-affirming aspects of the spring holiday. (The Neopagan holiday of Ostara is descended from the Saxon festival.) Ironically, some Christian groups have used the presence of these symbols to denounce the celebration of the Easter holiday, and many churches have recently abandoned the Pagan moniker with more Christian oriented titles like 'Resurrection Sunday.'


http://altreligion.about.com/cs/alchemy/a/mpreviss.htm

And, this one has too much to copy and paste so...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter

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