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Offline certdubtech

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Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #120 on: August 13, 2012, 03:41:20 PM »
Your dirt driveway looks nice. How do you keep it from looking dirty?

He uses the neighbor's driveway for pics when they aren't home....  ;)

 ;D ;D

Offline Smelly_Cat

Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #121 on: August 15, 2012, 08:00:01 PM »
Another great day,  removed the power steering belt. It took 3 trips to autozone to finnal get the right size  45 inch thin  V belt,  if Bugtech wants to Mod his Volvo.   I'm working on my arm muscle now.  Again, the Volvo seems peppy'er.  Only load is the water pump.. Maybe now I will reach  27mpg.  SC

The Pic is the lonely PS pump

Offline volksnick

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Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #122 on: August 15, 2012, 08:42:47 PM »
Power steering to Armstrong steering seems like a downgrade...

Offline travisyoung

Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #123 on: August 16, 2012, 04:54:53 PM »
Vw uses electric assist steering,  oh wait,  you don't have an alternator

Offline Ret.Bugtech

Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #124 on: August 16, 2012, 05:27:20 PM »
Another great day,  removed the power steering belt. It took 3 trips to autozone to finnal get the right size  45 inch thin  V belt,  if Bugtech wants to Mod his Volvo.   I'm working on my arm muscle now.  Again, the Volvo seems peppy'er.  Only load is the water pump.. Maybe now I will reach  27mpg.  SC

The Pic is the lonely PS pump
Why don't you get Obummer give you a windmill to pump water. My 200K 5 cly. gets 29   MPG now. ;D

Offline Smelly_Cat

Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #125 on: August 16, 2012, 09:10:48 PM »
Bugtech,  I like to double check how you calculate mpg. Is it like jethro math on the Beverly Hill Billies or with an adding machine  Sc

Offline Ret.Bugtech

Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #126 on: August 16, 2012, 10:24:35 PM »
Bugtech,  I like to double check how you calculate mpg. Is it like jethro math on the Beverly Hill Billies or with an adding machine  Sc
Like everybody does. Fill it up, drive until it needs gas, fill it up, record gal purchased, record mileage between fill up's.  Divide gal's used  into mileage driven = MPG.   You cannot be accurate buying gas at $3.00-$4.00 a pop. 

Offline Smelly_Cat

Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #127 on: August 17, 2012, 04:51:37 AM »
The proper way to figure mpg is convert

the you miliage to SmellyMiles  or Sm.
Remember how many morning trips you

take per tank.  record you average MPH

during the 1st 10 minutes of the trip.
You have to do this since   Volvo

speedometers dont work in the morning

because the are cold and sleepy.   You

have to wake them up by striking the  

the  dash while driving.  After about 9

minutes,  the Speedo starts working and

maybe even the Tach will come on. Don't

trust the tach though,  its cranky in

the morning and over reports rpms by

1300.  Fill up the tank, "Dont forget to  Check for leaks".
Record the gallons

pumped, take the odometer reading and

add  10 trips x 45mpg X 9 minutes/ 60

min per hour to determine   Smellymiles

or SM.  SCMPG = SM/gallons pumped.
  If  you want to increase your mpg.  Add
some gas from the lawn mower can
between fill ups.

  I usually just buy a 30 pack of bud at the gas station because who the heck knows what this POS's  MPG is.  SC
« Last Edit: August 18, 2012, 07:55:08 PM by Smelly_Cat »

Offline Randall

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Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #128 on: August 17, 2012, 08:02:28 AM »
The peanut gallery rates this as AWESOME!

Offline Ret.Bugtech

Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #129 on: August 17, 2012, 08:16:38 AM »
The peanut gallery rates this as AWESOME!
You don't know the half of it. Required reading on this site is "The Slow Starter Thread". Shouldn't take more than 6 months then all will be revealed.

Offline Ret.Bugtech

Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #130 on: August 17, 2012, 08:47:36 AM »
I think SC needs to be hired by the CIA to do covert Ops in Iran's nuke programs .  just think about how much damage he could do to their WMD projects.  Problem solved :o :o

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Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #131 on: August 17, 2012, 10:12:33 AM »
The peanut gallery rates this as AWESOME!
X2.

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Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #132 on: August 17, 2012, 11:26:42 AM »
I've been reading through the "slow starter" thread - heavy reading!  I hope to catch-up before Al Gore's internet dies from global warming.

Offline Ret.Bugtech

Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #133 on: August 17, 2012, 02:04:17 PM »
I've been reading through the "slow starter" thread - heavy reading!  I hope to catch-up before Al Gore's internet dies from global warming.
--  and the Mayan calendar is wrong

Offline Smelly_Cat

Re: Volvo 940 super mpg mobile

« Reply #134 on: August 18, 2012, 07:53:58 PM »
Got me a hood ornament

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