Zen, Rumor has it that you could open a store that sold nothing but one gallon gas cans. Could this be true ?

Three or Four years ago I could have. Now they are all dirty and dusty and a lot of them have gotten crushed under the weight of the junk (mostly more gas cans) on top of them. If I'm not mistaken, it's been over 2 years since I bought my last one.
There was a time I was so bad about running out of gas in Homer that the HR Manager (at the time, my boss's boss) gave me a 2 1/2 gallon gas can (full of gas of course) for my birthday. I told him I didn't need it, that I had fixed my odometer and hadn't run out of gas in 6 months. I ran out on the way home that evening.

I never really "fixed" Homer's gas gauge. I put one out of an earleir bus in it, but the senders and gauges changed in the early 70s. I have a newer sender with an older gauge. But, what it does is go to "Full and a Quarter" when you put gas in it. At about a half tank, the needle starts bouncing like crazy. When there's about 2 gallons left, the needle drops out of sight . . . time to get gas. Haven't ran out since!