Random chatter and Empi hating.

jrcnova · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2009, 03:41:48 PM »

Quote from: "Ret.Bugtech"

Years ago I had a coffee mug that had a Type-4 engine on it . Every time I sat it down it leaked all over the table top to the point that I had to use a double hand full of kitty litter to clean the mess up. It finely "dropped" the handle off and I tossed it in the garbage can. From then on the the garbage can leaked all over the floor and kept catching on fire. True story ? NAW ! I only used one hand full of kitty litter. :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:

Most all things start leaking with age! :wink:

:shock:

Ret.Bugtech · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2009, 10:15:18 PM »

Quote from: "jrcnova"

Quote from: "Ret.Bugtech"
Years ago I had a coffee mug that had a Type-4 engine on it . Every time I sat it down it leaked all over the table top to the point that I had to use a double hand full of kitty litter to clean the mess up. It finely "dropped" the handle off and I tossed it in the garbage can. From then on the the garbage can leaked all over the floor and kept catching on fire. True story ? NAW ! I only used one hand full of kitty litter. :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:

Most all things start leaking with age! :wink: :shock:

Except a fine a cask of excellent wine. As they say , No wine before its time. :lol:

Smelly_Cat · « **Reply #17 on:** May 13, 2009, 09:00:58 PM »

You folks are too funny, thanks for chuckles. I just got a box a crap for Stupie. I think it is all made in china except the gasket set they have a swastica so I figure its not from china. All the boxes say OE. Maybeworse than EmPI.

certdubtech · « **Reply #18 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:25:46 PM »

Quote from: "Smelly_Cat"

I just got a box a crap for Stupie. quote]

That particular line makes me smile.....

That's all.....

Nothing Else to say, really....

Bugnut · « **Reply #19 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:53:59 PM »

I leave boxes of crap on Ricks doorstep but I light em on fire first...............dang gigs up! :lol:

certdubtech · « **Reply #20 on:** May 14, 2009, 07:31:56 AM »

That's some good old fashioned teenage entertainment right thur...
:lol:

jrcnova · « **Reply #21 on:** May 14, 2009, 08:00:00 AM »

My shipping guy got pissy at a customer the other day that was being very difficult. He said that he outta ship him a box of crap. I cracked up laughing only to realize that it wouldn't be that funny unless you were there to see him open the package.

Ret.Bugtech · « **Reply #22 on:** May 14, 2009, 08:37:47 AM »

Quote from: "jrcnova"

My shipping guy got pissy at a customer the other day that was being very difficult. He said that he outta ship him a box of crap. I cracked up laughing only to realize that it wouldn't be that funny unless you were there to see him open the package.

Yep, It wouldn't be nearly as funny as the old Halloween trick as setting a bag of crap on fire on a persons front porch in front of the door and then ring the door bell , run like hell then watch the Dude try to stomp it out. Priceless!!!! Of course I wouldn't do anything like that :twisted: :twisted:

certdubtech · « **Reply #23 on:** May 14, 2009, 09:07:55 AM »

I didn't know that they had bags of crap way back then.... did you guys have paper? or did you have to weave them from animal hair?......
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ret.Bugtech · « **Reply #24 on:** May 14, 2009, 09:33:32 AM »

Quote from: "certdubtech"

I didn't know that they had bags of crap way back then.... did you guys have paper? or did you have to weave them from animal hair?......
.........................

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Of course we had bags of crap back then . How do you think you got into this world ?
We used Human skin scalped from smart ass VW TECHS and sometimes the hair. Have you looked into a "looking glass" lately ? :shock: :shock:

certdubtech · « **Reply #25 on:** May 14, 2009, 09:53:41 AM »

:twisted:

Smelly_Cat · « **Reply #26 on:** May 14, 2009, 06:57:20 PM »

I remember doing the crap bag lighting thing. In retrospect, The person who received the lit bag of dewdy should be laughing. As teenagers, we had to find dog doodie in the dark or by cigarette light, then some how flip the goods into a lunch bag. not easy. it sticks to grass well. then walk around the neighborhood carrying a lunch of feces while you fingers smell like used Alpo. , then we find a victim door step, light the package, ring the bell, run away like morons. never see what happens, Ah memories. Who ever said Youth is wasted. SC

Roadkill · « **Reply #27 on:** May 14, 2009, 11:03:40 PM »

Hey i did the same thing, but today you would be arrested for attemted arson and some other things that they would come up with. How times have chainged............

Bugnut · « **Reply #28 on:** May 15, 2009, 12:49:53 AM »

arson smarson...I'm still leaving the flaming bags on Ricks doorstep.
"Be silent Devil women I know what I'm doing." :lol:

Oh and Empi still sucks!!!! :twisted:

certdubtech · « **Reply #29 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:14:27 AM »

Nice one, Scott.... and i like how you changed the title on your post, funny how this kind of crap gets rolling.... sorry for the crappy pun.... i know, i'll shut up before you kick the crap out of me... i can keep going ......

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