You still can't put valve cover gaskets on dry ?  
   Well "Grasshopper" I'm not going to show you all my tricks. :lol:  :lol:

Oh, I CAN put them on dry...It's those stupid puddles left by my engine after the fact that bug the crap out of me.
Nope, I've been damned to an eternal life of 3H Permatex to the cover side and thin film of grease to the head side for so many years that there's really no point in changing now.
And, OK, I think I will go to sleep now.

Alright, David...how much did you have to give him for that one?

Yes, yes, I suck....we've already covered this.

I guess it was all of that model paint I inhaled as a kid...Of course, I still say the orange tube Testors glue was the best.

Oh ye of little faith. :lol:  :lol:

Dang Zen, You should know this .   You add oil when the engine stops smoking/ leaking and you start hearing that "Squeaking" and low" rumbling"sound and not the smooth,silent, turbine like sound that all aircooled VWs are indeared with :lol:  :lol:  :lol: