Man! I need a moron's guide rather than an idiot's. By the way, this is the FIRST time I have done any more car fixing than an alternator, master cylinder or thermostat replacement on ANY vehicle.
Hip,
I grew up in a "GM" house. Every once in while, a Mopar product would come in the yard just to keep us on our toes . . . but 99% of everything I rode in, watched my dad work on, or turned a wrench on myself growing up was a GM product. After high school, I got this notion that I wanted to be an auto mechanic, so I took a year of schooling on the subject at Walker County Technical School. Due to the bad economy at the time I graduated, there were mechanics with 20 years experiance being laid off right and left. My addiction to food eventually won out and I gave up on the mechanicing for a living idea and went to work in a textile plant. Over the years, I tried to keep my mechanical skills as sharp as possible by doing all of my own mechanic work . . . but still only working on GM products.
Then one day about 10 years ago a poor little rusty, half taken apart 1971 VW Bug came into my life. A righthand thread bolt still turns clockwise to tighten it, counterclockwise to loosen it . . . other than that basic fact, FORGET ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING you know about mechanicing! :lol: A VW Bug (and all of it's air-cooled cousins) is a different creature. A trick I learned early in my "VW carreer" is to seek out the "old" guys like our very own "Ret.Bugtech" (a.k.a. "The Godfather") and ask a lot of questions . . . you may be on the low end of the VW learning curve right now, but these "old" guys can make your trip up the learning curve fast and less painfull than the "figure it out the hard way as you go" route.
So, don't worry that you don't have a lot of experiance . . . unless you got that experiance on an old VW, it wouldn't do you a lot of good anyway! For example, the first time I tore into a VW engine . . . without a manual, of course . . . don't need one . . . I'm an experianced mechanic . . . been helping rebuild small block Chevy V8s since I was old enough to hold a wrench . . . anyway, back to my story . . . I've got this engine partially apart, find and fix the problem and then start putting it back together. I stick the heads on and wonder for half a second what the nuts torque to . . . and then from somewhere in the back of my mind I hear a voice saying "a head bolt that size should torque to about 65 pounds." I listened to the voice in my head. The trouble is, that voice in my head don't know jack squat about old VW engines! So, I've just torqued the nuts down to close to three times as tight as they should be . . .
With that said, welcome to our forums. Don't worry about getting on here and asking dumb questions. There are no dumb questions. You may get a dumb answer every now and then, but it's not because you ask a dumb question! :wink: